I am stealing from the King....

Lets play hit or shit....



like I need to say this SHIT!



me say...HIT booyah



definitely a HIT and my best wishes go out to this band as one of the members committed suicide the other day :( sadness they were coming to Oz for a tour but obviously thats not happening now :(



HIT! Me and lil Pern love this song and all ways krank it up and ROCK IT!!



HIT - thanks puke you were no help had to call on the blister and her techno phone :)



I really hate to the say this but for me its a SHIT :(  I dont even like the video!



Now this one I am undecided not too sure if its a hit or a shit! LOL you tell me...

Oh and if anyone can help me I saw a music vid the other week and it was 2 people walking with shit being written all over their shirts (was way better than my description), was one of the coolest videos I have seen in ages! Please help me :)

"My Lawn Looks Like Shmootz!''

So I am having a hard time figuring out what to do with my back garden. I have put a few potted plants around to make it look a little decent but I don't think its working! There is no shade, the ground is uneven and I think I have lawn bugs, well according to this guy I have lawn bugs...he is from america, but grass is grass right?

So here are some pics of my lawn to show you that yes I do think I have lawn bugs, if anyone out there can lend a hand please let me know.

evidence of lawn bug eating my grass

another patch of grass missing!

Right so I was thinking of planting some small shrubs along the fences and maybe digging an area level to lay some pavers but I am really not too sure if I want to, this place isn't mine and I only have a 6 month lease. Maybe when I get some more money I could put the plants in pots and when I leave I can take the plants with me. What to do about the shade?? Buy a pergola and an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh for the table? Or some how maori up some sexy shade cloth off the fence? I have fairy lights I want to hook up out the back too cause it starts heating up yall me and the rube machine will be outside..."lets go outside, in the sunshine, you know you want to but you can't say yes..."gotta love the george
Anyways living in the shitsville you really do need have an awesome outdoors area so I will try and pull a green thumb out of my ass and get cracka lacking on it!

Policraps!

So dreamnt about friggin politicians! Julia was my bestie and we were in the school yard teasing Tony, it even got violent and we were chucking rocks at him, yes we were stoning Tony Abbott, I was only following Julia's lead mind you, she was the instigator.  What does all this mean? Does it mean that Julia really is a nasty pasty and is just all about teasing, taunting and belittleing her opponent? Or does it mean that Tony is a turd and can't stand up for himself? I am going to analyse this dream to mean that I am confused as to where I stand politically, I don't think it necessarily means for me to vote for Julia or that I hate Tony - because I think they are both fucken stoopid and the fact that I am besties with Julia speaks volumes that its a contradiction of my true feelings. I reckon it was only cause I fell asleep watching Dateline and that was after watching Q&A. Total overload of politics! Then last night I had a dream about Tony Abbott and I was on his campaign team and I had to have an interview with an economist that I used to work with about all the policies that Tony is promising. I really did know my shit and totally sounded like a pro. So I went into my old work place to see said economist and OMG peeps I was telling him about the dream and he told me that he had done a local interview that morning on the election etc! Can you believe this shit I am totally a psychic! Add another 4 legs/arms on me and call me Paul! I would also like to comment on Julia's hair, she is apparently in a relationship with a hairdresser WTF Does he travel on the campaign trail with her and get paid as her stylist? or does he style it and then tell her how to style it each morning? And who would pay him? Julia herself or is he a government employee?? And when did he start seeing her and doing her hair??...
before said hairdresser b/f? I think so

hmmm can you see the difference? He even changed the colour to make her a not so obvious ginger. She is more of a trendy red now rather than a minger orange!

So anyway I will leave you with some pics of politicians in togs just for Tony LOL, see if you can guess who they are


peace out and stay happy...