Thursday, August 19, 2010

Policraps!

So dreamnt about friggin politicians! Julia was my bestie and we were in the school yard teasing Tony, it even got violent and we were chucking rocks at him, yes we were stoning Tony Abbott, I was only following Julia's lead mind you, she was the instigator.  What does all this mean? Does it mean that Julia really is a nasty pasty and is just all about teasing, taunting and belittleing her opponent? Or does it mean that Tony is a turd and can't stand up for himself? I am going to analyse this dream to mean that I am confused as to where I stand politically, I don't think it necessarily means for me to vote for Julia or that I hate Tony - because I think they are both fucken stoopid and the fact that I am besties with Julia speaks volumes that its a contradiction of my true feelings. I reckon it was only cause I fell asleep watching Dateline and that was after watching Q&A. Total overload of politics! Then last night I had a dream about Tony Abbott and I was on his campaign team and I had to have an interview with an economist that I used to work with about all the policies that Tony is promising. I really did know my shit and totally sounded like a pro. So I went into my old work place to see said economist and OMG peeps I was telling him about the dream and he told me that he had done a local interview that morning on the election etc! Can you believe this shit I am totally a psychic! Add another 4 legs/arms on me and call me Paul! I would also like to comment on Julia's hair, she is apparently in a relationship with a hairdresser WTF Does he travel on the campaign trail with her and get paid as her stylist? or does he style it and then tell her how to style it each morning? And who would pay him? Julia herself or is he a government employee?? And when did he start seeing her and doing her hair??...
before said hairdresser b/f? I think so

hmmm can you see the difference? He even changed the colour to make her a not so obvious ginger. She is more of a trendy red now rather than a minger orange!

So anyway I will leave you with some pics of politicians in togs just for Tony LOL, see if you can guess who they are


peace out and stay happy...
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