Baby Proofing & The Hills

So my baby is nearly walking by herself and has used her standing skills to open up cupboards & drawers. I have been finding my make up in the toilet and the loo roll all unraveled and sprawled all over the floor. To combat the total disregard that my daughter has for our property I have tied all the drawers & cupboards together with string! Yes I am a single mum and can not afford to buy a forty dollar clip for all my cupboards! So now whenever I need to get into a cupboard or a drawer I have to untie the stoopid knot that I have skillfully tied - lets just say I could work on a yacht cause my knots are really hard to untie (is that a good thing on yachts?) Anyways so now that I have secured all the drawers and cupboards I have to deal with a cranky frustrated baby that stands at the cupboard pulling for dear life trying to get into whatever wonderland that she thinks lies behind the cupboard door. I have filmed this little frustrated dance/tantrum every time that is has happened (it has happened a lot) and I am planning on keeping them, for as long as technology will let me, and I will play them back to her when she is older to show her just how determined and dedicated she is to tasks! I think it will be really good for her self esteem! LMAO
I also have to keep the bathroom and toilet doors closed so that our bathroom products don't end up in the bottom of the loo. This is a hazard for me only at night when I forget that the loo door is closed and its dark and I walk straight into nearly knocking myself out! My swear jar makes a lot of money when this happens and I have not filmed this as I don't think it would help my daughters self esteem.
Due to my lack of a life, well no not really I do have a life, I am just sick of the music at the moment and the commy games are driving me mental! So I guess I am using The Hills like I do with music, have it playing in the back ground and only pay attention to when its worth it, which in this case is rarely! Anyways so because of this show that is playing ova and ova on my television I am finding myself wearing excessive eyeliner and I really really want to have super long hair! Which I know is fake, actually majority of these young ladies are fake - nails, hair, eye lashes, lips, tans, noses and even their silly little gammin "fights"seem fake. I guess what they say about hollywood is true "it changes people" And since I started watching from the beginning (Laguna Beach) and all the way through to The Hills all seasons, so in total that is 8 seasons, I don't even know how many episodes that is! I have noticed the changes that these "characters" have made, some are physical but most are in their attitude and outlook. What is really funny though is that they all talk about the "Hollywood Bubble"but yet they don't venture outside of the bubble or talk about anything that has relevance in the world, but I guess the show wasn't made to educate and excite, more I guess to entertain and make one envious. One thing I do have to say though is that I have been taking heaps of notes on places to eat in LA in hopes that one day I will get to go to these places cause the food that these people are eating looks amazing!  And they go to soo many places its totally crazy I dont think any of them know how to cook, but oh well I guess people like me need people like them so that I can be entertained (on some level).
Peace Out!