I drive down a street on my work that is doing dodgey shit with a bus and people that dress in black!
So I noticed this a while ago and just thought I was being paranoid but it has been 3 weeks now and I even left home early so I could park up and watch the goings on (yes I am THAT LAME, hence the name Lamestar)
So there is a vacant block, with a "temporary" fence surrounding its boundaries. In this fenced off vacant block is a marque with a security guard sitting in a chair, there is also another security guard sitting under an umbrella at the gate/drive way. So all these people dressed in black stand under this marque milling about talking and looking like they all know each other and are having a general good time, no one looks like they are being held against their own will. So then the bus turns up and the security guards stand to attention, the first guard unlocks the fence, yes the fence is locked, and lets the bus through to the guard at the marque, where it looks like he checks off a list and lets the people, dressed in all black, on the bus. Now this may not sound weird to you at all and I didn't think anything of it much either until I started to notice over the past 12 days that the people dressed in black ARE NEVER THE SAME PEOPLE!! I drive past this place at nearly the same time day Monday to Thursday, 8.30am give or take a few minutes, and trust me when I say its the same time as I have a small child so I am routine, routine, routine every morning! And I need to make it to work before 9am so I can get a park. So after the first week of noticing this I just thought oh well they must be just a transport service or something like that...but when I noticed that these people were different I thought hang on, not everyone I saw last week could have gone and brought a car and not needed to catch a bus, and hang on why are they locked in under the marque, what is soo special about this block, or these people. So I stop every morning now to watch these black clothed people to see if I can at least see one person that I saw the day before thinking that they might be shift workers or something?? But no they can't be there are a whole bus load of attractive looking people being bussed off somewhere to do something important or are joining a cult. I tried to drive past this morning without stopping but I can't it has become part of my daily routine and I even re-jigged our morning routine so I can sit and watch for 5-10 mins every morning.
I don't know what's going on and my imagination is going mental thinking about, I am not going to tell you the street that this is happening on in case it isn't really happening and I am really losing my marbles, imagining things that aren't there to make my existence that little bit more exciting. When I find my camera, which is probably hanging out with my sunnies, I am going to take some photos to prove to myself that I am not crazy, will I be breaking the law if I take these photos. What if I have noticed this strangeness and I am not suppose to and a powerful force tracks me down and makes me dress in black and catch a "metro" mini bus!
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This is perhaps the strangest thing ever! Where is this alleged area? I'm figuring it must be near your place on Mooney st or something as that's the way I'd go to daycare if I was at yours.... so strange!
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