Footy Finals Fever

So tonight I am goin for the Titans, just cause I like Scotty Prince  and I think that the Rooster are being way too cocky (get it) for their own good! Now the Titans have got Preston back YAY and the last time they came up against the Roosters they beat them without him so heres hoping he makes all the difference to get the titans over the line, or it could go the other way and he could totally stuff it for them, but I am going to think positive! And I dont know how the minichello bro's  are gunna go playing against each other, I hope they have a massive blow up on the field and start punching the shit out of each other LOL Apparently there are over 45,000 packing into Suncorp stadium to watch the game tonight, and I think that is nearly the most it has seen in a while, cause we all know the Broncos had a dismal, dismal season this year!
So the other game happening this weekend for the NRL is Dragons v Tigers. Now I couldn't give 2 shits about this game at all. If I really want the Titans to win the premiership then I would have to say I want the Tigers to win cause I just don't think the Titans have it in them to beat the Dragons. Dragons are serio on fire this season and are going to be hard to beat! With Pakka's fave Jamie Soward  kicking like a machine and the team acting like a well oiled machine, on attack and defense, critics have said that's only cause of their brick wall defense that they are so successful. But if you look at the stats the Dragons have scored 21 tries from between the 21m and 50m lines - five more than the Tigers, this is again why I want the Tigers to win, they will be an easy beat for the Titans if they can defeat the Roosters tonight! I love the final matches cause the channel crap always pulls out the big rock ballad inspirational montages of big hits and awesome tries, some of them last for a whole song! Foo Fighters generally get good free advertising of their tunes this time of year LOL


Right the other big huge footy game on this weekend is the AFL Grand Final! Now I have only recently in the past few years learnt to appreciate our national football game. It also really does help viewing this game as 2 free to air channels have the airing rights so you can never miss a match. I am a little disappointed in my team 
the B Lions as they totally cocked up their season this year, they were doing ok in the first few rounds and then they just died in the ass, they became a bit of a joke with me and Pakka, but we kept on watching their matches praying and hoping they would pick their game up. Even with the Fav they couldn't do shit!
So the final is between St Kilda v Collingwood. Ok so I know sweet F-A about both these sides but I do know that Collingwood aka Magpies aka "the pies" are the favorites to take the premiership trophy, so naturally I am going to go for St Kilda aka "the saints". I love barricking for the under dogs and its even better when they kick ass and bring it home! I have no stats about any of these teams as I have only recently in the past few years started following teams, but I do know that Nick Riewoldt is a sexy beast  and I can't to see him strutting his junk around the field on Sat! Actually most of the AFL players are sexy beasts and serio shit all over those UG NRL players! I will be glued to my TV from 9am as there will be HEAPS of pre-game crap that I just LOVE to watch and Hughsy is pretty funs so it wont be too boring LOL

Day of Birth...

Its my 27th birthday on the 23rd of this month and that makes it a Thursday. Now I have always been one to have a big celebration for my life, who I ask would not want to celebrate my life?! But this year I am feeling a bit melancholy about it all. I think its cause I am turning 27 which has put me only 3 years away from being the big 3-Oh (no), I have no money to spare on excessive decorations or a yummy meal not prepared by myself, I have a daughter and that kind of hinders the prospect of going out & still no money to afford it,  I don't have any nice party shoes at all and to be honest I really I don't think people have the time for it, majority of people I have asked what they are up to it sounds as though they already have plans.
Now I have held some doozey parties in my time... For my 18th my sister and her friend took me and my bestie out in town for the very first time and we danced and drunk our way into a state of a pure drunken bliss, we even went to the strip club and had a lap dance. Every time I hear the destiny's child bootilicious song or kylie's can't get you out of my head I am whisked back to those really bad dance moves that I was inventing LOL My parents even paid for me to get a tattoo so that night out I was flashing it off to whomever wanted to have a look even if it was still bleeding and raw LMAO
For my 21st I organised a formal dinner at a restaurant on the water front. Everyone had to get dressed up to the 9's to enjoy good food and good wine, my grandparents from NZ were even there. I remember I brought these ridiculous stiletto heels with straps that wrapped all the way up my legs, needless to say these did not last very long on my feet and I ended up sitting down most of the night :(
Another one of my birthdays was held in a restaurant that had a sparkly light ceiling, I had soo many friends back then I think we nearly took up the whole restaurant. I got a free bottle of Moet Champagne from the owner, this was the first time I had Moet and to tell you the truth it tasted like shite! I remember saying to my Dad "is this it, is this what its suppose to taste like?" But hey we polished off the bottle and everyone had a grand old time, I think we drank all the vodka from the bar and they had to get another restaurant to run a bottle over LOL
My favorite birthday that I had was my 25th and I created a games night. I had everyone in coloured teams and they had there own tables with corresponding coloured decorations and everyone had to come dressed in their team colour. I had planned out the whole night with games for us all to play, there were prizes and everything. I had a ball being the host and watching everyone really get involved, it was a really great night. I am really, really disappointed that I have no photos from that night at all, like none at all! It would have been great to show off how I did up the back patio with all the balloons and spraklies :(
There is also another birthday that sticks in my memory and its such a shame that what happened happened cause it was a nice theme/idea (it was a garden party) however the punch was too much and I ruined my own party by doing something that makes me feel sick to the stomach still to this day and I wish, I wish I could take it all back and have it not happen (sorry sorry sorry). I have vowed to never ever drink punch again! I can't remember what age I was turning for that birthday!
Then there have the celebrations that were small but just as memorable, going bowling with my bestie & family, having a family bbq and getting drunkies and dancing the night away, going to the movies and a dinner with the special person at the time.
So I think maybe this year its time to do nothing yeah? Just let it float by and not recognise it at all, and due to rain and crazy sleepless nights the exercising has been on hold so I don't think my ass really needs a piece of cake. I am however really really excited about the 1st birthday that I get to plan real soon!! ooohh all those games and food excitement, excitement!  

Dancin Yeah

I have a confession to make...I LOVE DANCE MOVIES! Yes is it true and I am guessing that it started when my blister made me watch Dirty Dancing when I was little, not really one of my favourites, but still has that same sort of story...girl/guy struggling through life not really knowing where they belong or going or they just need to make some money to get out of the life they are lumped with etc etc and then are saved/set free by dance YAY.  Now my fave all time dance movie/s is "Step Up 1 & 2". I have not been lucky enough to see "Step Up 3D" yet, so if anyone has please let me know if its just as good as the others. I have recently watched "You Got Served" and I have to say the acting is really pretty pathetic and the movie is a bit broken and weird, but the dancing, oh the dancing its awesome and the struggle that the 2 lads have with each other and the rival rich white boy crew, its just totally awesome. Here is the final dance battle scene its totally off da hook yal LMAO 




Now my peeps here are my all time fave dance movies

1. Step Up 2 - yes I like this one better than the 1st one as it has a WAY better soundtrack
2. Step Up 1 - its just awesome!
3. Bring it On - I totally love the line about the cheer dudes sticking their fingers in the girlies when they are lifting them LMAO
4. You Got Served - that episode of Southpark now makes sense LMAO
5. Saturday Night Fever - I must have been in my early teens when I watched this and I remember telling my Mum all about it and how I was soo excited about it and I wanted to marry an italiano man LOL she then told me that her and my Pakka use to go to a dance studio to take lessons on how to disco dance!! Can you believe that shite how hills! And my aunt confirmed that this was true as she had to babysit so they could go :)
6. Billy Elliot - Did anyone else cry at the end of this film? I loved the fact that he stuck to it and become the star of swan lake, really was an inspirational movie
7. Mad Hot Ballroom - this is a doco that tells the story of primary students in NY and entering into a school citywide ballroom comp I wanted to put this higher but cause its a doco it really lacks in the cheese that is dance movies
8. Stomp The Yard - Dude getting off the streets and going to uni to learn how to stomp the yard!! OMG sexy friggin man bodies everywhere and we can all do the cobra pose together hiss hiss hiss ;)
9. Footloose - do I really need to say anymore? kevin bacon bringing dance back to a town, only downer is that it has SJP in it...I toally hate her, what is Matthew Broderick doing??!!
10. Top Hat - A best dance movie list would not be complete without a Fred Astaire movie, and its dancing with his legendary partner Ginger Rogers.
11.Centre Stage - just cause they did that lame dance sex scene thing and she was a rebel ballerina LMAO #2 totally sucks big hairy ball bags don't even bother, one good thing about it is that they have kept some of the main characters from the first one but its mega mega mega too much cheese
12. Shall We Dance - poor poor Richard Gere getting sucked into J-Lo's amazing moves and sexy bod yall! And are his eyes open at all??!!
13. Honey - I mean really her name is HONEY!! And she has all the smooth moves LOL

Well thats all that I can be bothered with, and yes I know there are more but I refuse to put them on MY list...yes I am talking about you Julia Flatface! Save the Last shit was total SHIT!!!

One that I have not seen yet but totally want to is "White Nights" from the 80's and is ballet & tap with Russian men, what more could you ask for?!

New Found Stress...

I have begun to experience a different level of stress that I have never in my life ever come across before. The stress of making sure that the decisions in my life are the right ones for not myself, but my daughter! Its soo friggin weird, I have always been so selfish in my "life"decisions it was always about what I wanted to do and what was good for me. Even when I was in a long term relationship there wasn't really a stress of worry about the other person as he just did what ever he wanted or tagged along with me. But no this stress is REAL, like not stress about OMG I hope I haven't fucked up at work or OMG I hope the landlord doesn't notice that hole or OMG he hasn't come home etc etc. This is real life changing decision making stress. Like I want to go back to work, but I don't want to leave my daughter in the care of complete strangers, that will institutionalise her and conform her into a routine baby (I am one of those "new mothers"and use the "baby led" technique of raising my daughter, she calls the shots) But I need to make more money for us so I can afford to put her into a decent school and so we can travel and see the world, not that she is at an age to remember, but I will (selfishness strikes again). So I have been drinking the past few nights trying to ignore all the what if's that are eating away at me and then going through all different scenarios of what I could do. I guess it would be easier if the government changed the ruling on child care benefits. Yes I have realised just how féd up the government is with CCB. I was always one of those that said oh F off you friggin families always crapping on about wanting more benefits etc and now I understand why! Its F'ED UP people really it is, I am not going to go into details cause it's just too infuriating! And of course I have to say it, it would be heaps easier if I had a partner to share this REAL stress with. Someone to nut it out with, writing pro's and con's on a sheet of paper just doesn't seem to do it for me and there is only so much that you can harp on about with friends and family. These are really life changing decisions and I try to just keep mantra'ing to myself "just go with the flow, what will happen will happen, what you put out will come back etc etc"but its really hard!! What if my daughter grows up and asks me why I did things the way I did and why didn't I do this etc I guess I will just have to tell her to shut up and study hard and be a doctor/lawyer/judge so this shit doesn't happen to her LMAO Yes I have become one of those...maybe someone could write a movie about my hard life one day LMAO Anyways I am going to go back to the really cheap, but nice beer from El Salvador that I found, serio cheap was $9.95 for a 6 pack!! c'mon warriors don't let me down AGAIN!

I am stealing from the King....

Lets play hit or shit....



like I need to say this SHIT!



me say...HIT booyah



definitely a HIT and my best wishes go out to this band as one of the members committed suicide the other day :( sadness they were coming to Oz for a tour but obviously thats not happening now :(



HIT! Me and lil Pern love this song and all ways krank it up and ROCK IT!!



HIT - thanks puke you were no help had to call on the blister and her techno phone :)



I really hate to the say this but for me its a SHIT :(  I dont even like the video!



Now this one I am undecided not too sure if its a hit or a shit! LOL you tell me...

Oh and if anyone can help me I saw a music vid the other week and it was 2 people walking with shit being written all over their shirts (was way better than my description), was one of the coolest videos I have seen in ages! Please help me :)

"My Lawn Looks Like Shmootz!''

So I am having a hard time figuring out what to do with my back garden. I have put a few potted plants around to make it look a little decent but I don't think its working! There is no shade, the ground is uneven and I think I have lawn bugs, well according to this guy I have lawn bugs...he is from america, but grass is grass right?

So here are some pics of my lawn to show you that yes I do think I have lawn bugs, if anyone out there can lend a hand please let me know.

evidence of lawn bug eating my grass

another patch of grass missing!

Right so I was thinking of planting some small shrubs along the fences and maybe digging an area level to lay some pavers but I am really not too sure if I want to, this place isn't mine and I only have a 6 month lease. Maybe when I get some more money I could put the plants in pots and when I leave I can take the plants with me. What to do about the shade?? Buy a pergola and an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh for the table? Or some how maori up some sexy shade cloth off the fence? I have fairy lights I want to hook up out the back too cause it starts heating up yall me and the rube machine will be outside..."lets go outside, in the sunshine, you know you want to but you can't say yes..."gotta love the george
Anyways living in the shitsville you really do need have an awesome outdoors area so I will try and pull a green thumb out of my ass and get cracka lacking on it!

Policraps!

So dreamnt about friggin politicians! Julia was my bestie and we were in the school yard teasing Tony, it even got violent and we were chucking rocks at him, yes we were stoning Tony Abbott, I was only following Julia's lead mind you, she was the instigator.  What does all this mean? Does it mean that Julia really is a nasty pasty and is just all about teasing, taunting and belittleing her opponent? Or does it mean that Tony is a turd and can't stand up for himself? I am going to analyse this dream to mean that I am confused as to where I stand politically, I don't think it necessarily means for me to vote for Julia or that I hate Tony - because I think they are both fucken stoopid and the fact that I am besties with Julia speaks volumes that its a contradiction of my true feelings. I reckon it was only cause I fell asleep watching Dateline and that was after watching Q&A. Total overload of politics! Then last night I had a dream about Tony Abbott and I was on his campaign team and I had to have an interview with an economist that I used to work with about all the policies that Tony is promising. I really did know my shit and totally sounded like a pro. So I went into my old work place to see said economist and OMG peeps I was telling him about the dream and he told me that he had done a local interview that morning on the election etc! Can you believe this shit I am totally a psychic! Add another 4 legs/arms on me and call me Paul! I would also like to comment on Julia's hair, she is apparently in a relationship with a hairdresser WTF Does he travel on the campaign trail with her and get paid as her stylist? or does he style it and then tell her how to style it each morning? And who would pay him? Julia herself or is he a government employee?? And when did he start seeing her and doing her hair??...
before said hairdresser b/f? I think so

hmmm can you see the difference? He even changed the colour to make her a not so obvious ginger. She is more of a trendy red now rather than a minger orange!

So anyway I will leave you with some pics of politicians in togs just for Tony LOL, see if you can guess who they are


peace out and stay happy...