I am stealing from the King....

Lets play hit or shit....



like I need to say this SHIT!



me say...HIT booyah



definitely a HIT and my best wishes go out to this band as one of the members committed suicide the other day :( sadness they were coming to Oz for a tour but obviously thats not happening now :(



HIT! Me and lil Pern love this song and all ways krank it up and ROCK IT!!



HIT - thanks puke you were no help had to call on the blister and her techno phone :)



I really hate to the say this but for me its a SHIT :(  I dont even like the video!



Now this one I am undecided not too sure if its a hit or a shit! LOL you tell me...

Oh and if anyone can help me I saw a music vid the other week and it was 2 people walking with shit being written all over their shirts (was way better than my description), was one of the coolest videos I have seen in ages! Please help me :)

"My Lawn Looks Like Shmootz!''

So I am having a hard time figuring out what to do with my back garden. I have put a few potted plants around to make it look a little decent but I don't think its working! There is no shade, the ground is uneven and I think I have lawn bugs, well according to this guy I have lawn bugs...he is from america, but grass is grass right?

So here are some pics of my lawn to show you that yes I do think I have lawn bugs, if anyone out there can lend a hand please let me know.

evidence of lawn bug eating my grass

another patch of grass missing!

Right so I was thinking of planting some small shrubs along the fences and maybe digging an area level to lay some pavers but I am really not too sure if I want to, this place isn't mine and I only have a 6 month lease. Maybe when I get some more money I could put the plants in pots and when I leave I can take the plants with me. What to do about the shade?? Buy a pergola and an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh for the table? Or some how maori up some sexy shade cloth off the fence? I have fairy lights I want to hook up out the back too cause it starts heating up yall me and the rube machine will be outside..."lets go outside, in the sunshine, you know you want to but you can't say yes..."gotta love the george
Anyways living in the shitsville you really do need have an awesome outdoors area so I will try and pull a green thumb out of my ass and get cracka lacking on it!

Policraps!

So dreamnt about friggin politicians! Julia was my bestie and we were in the school yard teasing Tony, it even got violent and we were chucking rocks at him, yes we were stoning Tony Abbott, I was only following Julia's lead mind you, she was the instigator.  What does all this mean? Does it mean that Julia really is a nasty pasty and is just all about teasing, taunting and belittleing her opponent? Or does it mean that Tony is a turd and can't stand up for himself? I am going to analyse this dream to mean that I am confused as to where I stand politically, I don't think it necessarily means for me to vote for Julia or that I hate Tony - because I think they are both fucken stoopid and the fact that I am besties with Julia speaks volumes that its a contradiction of my true feelings. I reckon it was only cause I fell asleep watching Dateline and that was after watching Q&A. Total overload of politics! Then last night I had a dream about Tony Abbott and I was on his campaign team and I had to have an interview with an economist that I used to work with about all the policies that Tony is promising. I really did know my shit and totally sounded like a pro. So I went into my old work place to see said economist and OMG peeps I was telling him about the dream and he told me that he had done a local interview that morning on the election etc! Can you believe this shit I am totally a psychic! Add another 4 legs/arms on me and call me Paul! I would also like to comment on Julia's hair, she is apparently in a relationship with a hairdresser WTF Does he travel on the campaign trail with her and get paid as her stylist? or does he style it and then tell her how to style it each morning? And who would pay him? Julia herself or is he a government employee?? And when did he start seeing her and doing her hair??...
before said hairdresser b/f? I think so

hmmm can you see the difference? He even changed the colour to make her a not so obvious ginger. She is more of a trendy red now rather than a minger orange!

So anyway I will leave you with some pics of politicians in togs just for Tony LOL, see if you can guess who they are


peace out and stay happy...

crappy thrs nite...

ok so I always find myself watching channel 7 on a thrs nite and I am sick of it. It seems that I have dedicated these nites to sit in front of my lap top just generally crapping around on the net and in the back ground the tv is dedicated to channel 7 ALL nite. So it starts with the Matty Johns Footy Show and I am really embarro to say that I actually really like this show. I know I know gasp shock horror crap crap crap. But thats just it...it is crap, its good ole fashion crap and I think he knows it, like its not taken seriously its just a bunch of stoopid shit happnin on the telly and I mean like really stoopid shit. Matty's impersonation of Don Burke it totally redic and ott that I dont even laugh at it, I dont know who his writers are or if he writes his own skits but serio SO LAME not funny, and yet I can't bring myself to change the channel...Y Y Y do you think that I am secretly attracted to this gang bangin bad man of NRL or could it be that I am a real bogan in my heart of hearts....hang on does living in shitsville auto make me a bogan?


are these bogans or trash? where do you draw the line? I think americans are trash and the oz equivalent is a bogan???



Whilst I have been looking at kkkrazy white trash and bogan pics and watching the matty johns show I am suppose to be doing selection criteria so I can get a job and get more money so I can travel the world with my daughter...I have a secret mission to take her to Disneyland in Orlando OMG I might see some real life white trash peeps, we will have to go to a Walmart!! Anyways I am sounding like a total wanky wank in all my answers! Y do they ask questions to make you sound like a pretentious ass!! I mean really if I get interviewed for any of these jobs I swear they are going to be totally shocked that my verbal answers will not sound as educated and confident as they do on paper! Are the government setting me up for failure does anyone applying for these jobs ACTUALLY get the job? OR do they just do internal transfers and never contact you again....this thinking is getting me down so I am going to stop. How I Met Your Mother is on channel 7 now and I do not understand it at all!! Is this an ongoing story being told to children about how 2 peeps got together, if so where are the children and who is the couple telling the story?? I am sooo confused!
I know a guy that looks like doogie houser but gets totally offened if you tell him that HA what a lame ass!
 

ehore

Someone told me that they were on a Milo diet, I am going to list the benefits of drinking Milo

1. 6 Vitamins and Minerals (fuck yeah)
2. Rich in Protein (tastes better than sprog)
3. Made from Malted Barley (so natural yeah?)
4. A good source of energy for active bodies (we are all active rnt we?)
5. Low GI rating so keeps energy levels steady (so now sugar rushes with a big crash and burn)
6. If you drink with milk you will be getting a calcium hit as well (not sure what else you could drink Milo with...)
7. It comes in an awesome tin that you can use when you have finished eating/drinking you can use as a musical instrument (serio dont knock it till you try it)
8. Its called a "food drink"so you can just eat it straight out of the tin if you want (be careful not to take too much in your mouth as it is dry and you could choke!)
9. Is awesome on ice cream (need I say more?)
10. ITS JUST AWESOME

So I guess you could say I totally endorse this diet and would highly recommend it to anyone on a strict budget or low income

I have discovered! Yo Gabba Gabba, a crazy kids show that has cameo's from all sorts of famous actors and musicians. Episodes I have watched so far have had Chromeo (my fave), Rhys Darby, MGMT and I am sure there are more stars to come, I heard a rumour that Jack Black stars in an episode. Now dont worry peeps I am not such a loser that I sit at home watching kids shows all on my lonesome...I watch them with my 8 month old daughter...yes she is only 8 months.  But she is fixated with the bright colours and kkrrraazzzyyy music that is Yo Gabba Gabba. I totally praise the dudes that have invented this amazingly imaginative and far out kids show, shits all ova wiggles and dora the dick! If you are like me and at home most mornings with nothing better to do then switch on the box to ABC 2 and have a go ya mug!!

Konichiwa

HiHo
Boredom has driven me to this and I am hoping that boredom will drive you to read this...or that might not really work will it! OMG nooo boredom might drive you away! Anyways I am a virgin so it can only get better, can't it?