Thursday, July 22, 2010

crappy thrs nite...

ok so I always find myself watching channel 7 on a thrs nite and I am sick of it. It seems that I have dedicated these nites to sit in front of my lap top just generally crapping around on the net and in the back ground the tv is dedicated to channel 7 ALL nite. So it starts with the Matty Johns Footy Show and I am really embarro to say that I actually really like this show. I know I know gasp shock horror crap crap crap. But thats just it...it is crap, its good ole fashion crap and I think he knows it, like its not taken seriously its just a bunch of stoopid shit happnin on the telly and I mean like really stoopid shit. Matty's impersonation of Don Burke it totally redic and ott that I dont even laugh at it, I dont know who his writers are or if he writes his own skits but serio SO LAME not funny, and yet I can't bring myself to change the channel...Y Y Y do you think that I am secretly attracted to this gang bangin bad man of NRL or could it be that I am a real bogan in my heart of hearts....hang on does living in shitsville auto make me a bogan?


are these bogans or trash? where do you draw the line? I think americans are trash and the oz equivalent is a bogan???

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Whilst I have been looking at kkkrazy white trash and bogan pics and watching the matty johns show I am suppose to be doing selection criteria so I can get a job and get more money so I can travel the world with my daughter...I have a secret mission to take her to Disneyland in Orlando OMG I might see some real life white trash peeps, we will have to go to a Walmart!! Anyways I am sounding like a total wanky wank in all my answers! Y do they ask questions to make you sound like a pretentious ass!! I mean really if I get interviewed for any of these jobs I swear they are going to be totally shocked that my verbal answers will not sound as educated and confident as they do on paper! Are the government setting me up for failure does anyone applying for these jobs ACTUALLY get the job? OR do they just do internal transfers and never contact you again....this thinking is getting me down so I am going to stop. How I Met Your Mother is on channel 7 now and I do not understand it at all!! Is this an ongoing story being told to children about how 2 peeps got together, if so where are the children and who is the couple telling the story?? I am sooo confused!
I know a guy that looks like doogie houser but gets totally offened if you tell him that HA what a lame ass!
 
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Listening to...Sir Lucious Left Foot:The Son Of Chico Dusty

So I am listening to the new album from Big Boi and I am finding myself hipping and hopping along to his awesome beats. There are a lot of collaborations on the album, however I don't really know most of the peeps he is collaborating with and I dont really care cause its all good shite. This album really gets ya feet a tapping and ya booty shaking. Most played songs so far are "shutterbugg","Daddy Fat Sax" & "Tangerine". There is a little dialog skit thing about getting David Blain'd and I am really hoping that this neva happens to me eva! Totally cracked me up and caused mountain dew to come out of my nostrils!
Big Boi is obviously a master, aussie hip hop take many many notes this is how the shit is done BOI!

Obession....A Spoonful of Sugar

Ok so due to man issues I have found comfort in all things sweet and unfortunately for my hips I discovered a store in the shitsville called "A Spoonful of Sugar". It should really be called a bucket full of sugar as everything in there is OTT sugar. I have only let myself indulge in the homemade fudge and have so far tried chocolate, double chocolate, turkish delight & jaffa. The fudge is soft gooey goodness that I think if everyone ate there would be no drama in the world, I mean really, chocolate really does just make you forget everything and kind of makes you say "at least there is chocolate", to all things bad. However it does have a dangerous side, for example I started buying 50g for $2.50 and have slowly been buying larger and larger pieces, I found myself handing over a $10 note this afternoon. This is not good for someone that is on a very very strict budget, do you think that the fudge makers at A Spoonful of Sugar are packing it with a sugar drug that makes you come back for more?!! I have noticed that there are regulars going back to the store at the same time as me, AND we are all buying fudge, not the boiled lollies or imported sweets etc, just the fudge! A Spoonfull of Sugar is on to something and I need to investigate further...more "research"is no doubt needed! (sorry hips)